it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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