saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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