i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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