i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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