hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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