I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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