the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Just puked most of my soul out..
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