Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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