Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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