Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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