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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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