we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I had to cum in my sink.
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