I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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