It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
