check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I wish there were birth control emojis
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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