So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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