Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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