Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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