is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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