This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
i think im in europe. pls send help
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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