I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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