Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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