READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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