If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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