But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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