I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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