Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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