just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Help. Why am I so naked?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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