She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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