Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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