We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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