the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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