Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
