scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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