let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
