that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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