yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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