you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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