It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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