He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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