So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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