I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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