then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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