D3 body, D1 cock
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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