What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize
