You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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