It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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