Midget sex pt 2 tonight
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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