the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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