Soap is not a condiment
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
foreskin is a definite game changer
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
