ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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