Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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