Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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