sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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