I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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