When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
